if you give an eatherly a drug test...

You know that book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? It came to mind today when I heard the following story.

Today my sister was chosen for a random drug test at her work. Kinda like the time that I was.

She was literally walking out of the restroom after just having gone "number 1", when she was approached and told to head to a local center and give a urine sample.

So she chugs a bottle of water and off she goes. It took her a while to gather the urge to "go" but she finally went.

She takes the sample to the lady...and what happens next would only happen to me, or someone related to me.

The lady spills the sample. Like completely knocks it off the counter, and all over the floor in a room full of people.

Grace's hard work is ruined. Literally.

After the lady cleaned up the accident, she apologized and said "sorry, this kind of stuff happens sometimes."

You spill urine samples often? Really?

Anywho, now she had to sit for another hour, drink more water, and wait for the urge, again.

A 30 minute procedure took over two hours for Grace to complete.

Of course it would. If you give an Eatherly a drug test, you're going to get a story.